explosive\ diarrhea

explosive\ diarrhea
1. (explosive diarrhea) (1167↑, 114↓)
A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

2. (Explosive Diarrhea) (642↑, 73↓)
Not always from eating too much of the wrong foods which is usually relieved and ends with 1 incident of it. Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom. The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.

Gosh\! While I was sick I had that awful exploding diarrhea that left me feeling so weak I could hardly move\!

3. (explosive diarrhea) (373↑, 85↓)
Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW\! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated

Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...

4. (explosive diarrhea) (240↑, 32↓)
A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an [assplosion] is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds. Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.

"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."

5. (explosive diarrhea) (158↑, 31↓)
Similar to [projectile vomit], except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

6. (explosive diarrhea) (114↑, 8↓)
Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by. Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.

Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss." You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea." Friend: "Explo-" You: "Don't ask..."

7. (explosive diarrhea) (139↑, 33↓)
A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas. It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water. Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

8. (explosive diarrhea) (114↑, 29↓)
A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick\! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

9. (explosive diarrhea) (77↑, 14↓)
The worst thing to happen to you while you're at school when you have severe stomach cramping. Think of a nuclear bomb stuck up your ass, and then it blasts off, leaving the toilet in ruins, and your ass in pieces, and then the aftermath of people's giggles as you leave the restroom, only to come back a minute later, shit blasting away at such an alarming rate that the sheer force has lifted you a foot off the toilet seat.

Damn, all that funny foreign food has started war with my digestive system and bowels.

10. (explosive diarrhea) (61↑, 4↓)
A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

11. (explosive diarrhea) (71↑, 14↓)
A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved. E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include: 1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements 2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet 3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas. E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain. Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory. There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.

1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess. 2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad

12. (explosive diarrhea) (36↑, 4↓)
Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.

Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.

13. (explosive diarrhea) (49↑, 23↓)
A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM\!\! I.....need more T.P.

14. (Explosive Diarrhea) (29↑, 4↓)
To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

15. (explosive diarrhea) (51↑, 27↓)
When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

16. (Explosive Diarrhea) (26↑, 5↓)
A Haiku to Poo Thunder from within Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt Leela-Sounds about right\! Explosive Diarrhea

17. (explosive diarrhea) (36↑, 17↓)
It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

18. (explosive diarrhea) (33↑, 15↓)
A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

19. (Explosive diarrhea) (19↑, 4↓)
The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid: Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach. Cramps. Gas. As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass. Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.

Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?" You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought." Friend: "...what?" You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. " Friend: "You fought well my friend."

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20. (explosive diarrhea) (26↑, 12↓)
This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.

As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.

21. (explosive diarrhea) (24↑, 11↓)
A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.

Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.

22. (explosive diarrhea) (13↑, 3↓)
1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time. not something you want to have. 2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit

i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.

23. (explosive diarrhea) (23↑, 13↓)
when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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24. (Explosive Diarrhea) (19↑, 10↓)
noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.

"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."

25. (explosive diarrhea) (23↑, 14↓)
diarrehea so powerful that you have to hold the toilet seat without flying off. Diarrehea really bad that when your ass hits the seat your ass explodes out a very liquidy diarrehea and fills up the entire toilet.

I was on the toilet for 2 hours with explosive diarrehea. 10 minutes straight with dairrehea violently coming out.

26. (Explosive diarrhea) (9↑, 1↓)
Some powerful shit.

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.

27. (explosive diarrhea) (7↑, 3↓)
A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an [assplosion] is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "[Ring of Fire]."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

28. (Explosive Diarrhea) (5↑, 5↓)
What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life. Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.

After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.

29. (explosive diarrhea) (17↑, 22↓)
What occurs after eating [Taco Bell] food.

Aw man. I shoudn't have eaten that burrito. Now I've got EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA\!

30. (Explosive diarrhea) (11↑, 23↓)
What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.

for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.

31. (explosive diarrhea) (10↑, 23↓)
The worst case of diarrhea that you could ever have and will be fatal. Having explosive diarrhea is much worse than having appendicitus.

Having explosive diarrhea is much worse than having

32. (explosive diarrhea) (23↑, 37↓)
A brown soupy dessert enjoyed by the Pygmy tribe of Southern Africa. Made from cattle feces after the cattle are fed mountains of prunes, pinto beans and chocolated exlax.

The Pygmies sat down to a delicious dessert of warm explosive diarrhea.

33. (explosive diarrhea) (15↑, 30↓)
when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole
34. (explosive diarrhea) (10↑, 31↓)
n. Excessive evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress. Frequently occurs after consuming large quantities of semen.

Casey Merril destroyed 7 toilets one day after his explosive diarrhea came to town.

35. (explosive diarrhea) (18↑, 43↓)
when my ass tears a hole in the space time continium

i was sitting there, playing halo, with kevin, like i do all the time, even in my dreams, we were fighting these elites, and i was like orgasming from the intense combination of pleasure halo and kevin give me, my name is steve, oh and my ass exploded one time with diarrhea

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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